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Reverb Rehab (Bonus Tracks)

by Beachfront Vinny

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Have you given any thought to the Beach Boys tribute band Kew Gardens, Jamaica Ooh I want to take ya Floral Park and Sayville, Cedarhurst and Bayville Huntington, Manhasset, Woodmere, Amagansett, Mets Willets Off the four ninety-five There's a place called Long Island It's like New York City Without all the big buildings Beer bottles in the sand Ralph's Italian melting in your hand We'll be drinking iced tea To the music of a tribute band Down in Long Island Kew Gardens, Jamaica Ooh I want to take ya Floral Park and Sayville Cedarhurst and Bayville Huntington, Manhasset Woodmere, Amagansett Ooh I wanna tell you about the strip malls The nail salons and the bar mitzvah halls Taxes are high as balls Way down in Long Island Glen Cove, Glen Street Hillside Facility Slightly toxic seas Illegal dumping and wannabes Flocking to the Hamptons Thinking they're celebrities Driving way too fast No way they let you pass Rooting for the home teams Even though they all finish last Way down in Long Island Kew Gardens, Jamaica Ooh I want to take ya Floral Park and Sayville Cedarhurst and Bayville Huntington, Manhasset Woodmere, Amagansett Ooh I wanna tell you about the strip malls The nail salons and the bar mitzvah halls Taxes are high as balls Way down in Long Island Copiague, Patchogue Yaphank and Aquebogue Down in Long Island Kew Gardens, Jamaica Ooh I want to take ya Floral Park and Sayville Cedarhurst and Bayville Huntington, Manhasset Woodmere, Amagansett Ooh I wanna tell you about the strip malls The nail salons and the bar mitzvah halls Taxes are high as balls Way down in Long Island Kew Gardens, Jamaica Ooh I want to take ya Floral Park and Sayville Cedarhurst and Bayville Huntington, Manhasset Woodmere, Amagansett Mets Willets
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You need help Serious help Like mental health Really though really though You're insane Really insane A big fat pain Really though really though Tributes without paying a tribute That could get you shot on the block where I lived you Could not get away with excuses Used to justify copyright abuses You need help Serious help Like mental health Really though really though You're insane Really insane A big fat pain Really though really though It's thievery taking the songs that are dear to me Stealing from the bands and their fans at these eateries It's trademarked logos and likeness Now here comes the part where you get self-righteous You need help Serious help Like mental health Really though really though You're insane Really insane A big fat pain Really though really though You need help Serious help Like mental health Really though really though You're insane Really insane A big fat pain Really though really though Forsaking, without trying or making Anything that's new so you are faking Raking it in all for the taking What if it was you, you were impersonating You need help Serious help Like mental health Really though really though You're insane Really insane A big fat pain Really though really though Uh hello yes I'd like to check into a mental health facility Are you kidding me A silver whammy bar Dick Dale he comes back from the afterlife What's the matter with you
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I could have you working every night Getting paid in cash instead of stale bud light No more gigging in your high top van Getting stiffed on food, the owner treats you bad But if you join a Beach Boys tribute band You'll be making bank singing Barbara Ann Cause they don't know about surf And they never heard of twang These local audiences just don't care If you don't join a tribute band you go nowhere Long Island venues are like country clubs Exclusive membership and I could get you one if you just Join a Beach Boys tribute band It is not stealing hey you're just a fan Cause they don't know about surf And they've never heard of twang Imagine the people screaming when you Take the stage Let me show you my long hair wig When I go and play fake Jimmy Page I appreciate your words to me About these tribute bands we'll have to disagree I don't really care about live shows And where the surf thing takes me no one really knows so I won't Join a Beach Boys tribute band And pretend I'm not what I really am Cause they don't know about surf And they never heard of twang No I can't join a Beach Boys tribute band I would miss my guys and my high top van Cause they don't know about surf And they never heard of twang

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Having been court-ordered to Reverb Rehab as part of his sentencing for the theft of Dick Dale's last 100% pure silver whammy bar from the High Surf Council Association, Beachfront Vinny finds himself in the care of controversial surf therapist Dr. Thaddeus Tea who tries to coax Vinny into joining a Beach Boys tribute band.

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released March 19, 2021

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Beachfront Vinny New York

Beachfront Vinny is a Long Island musical theater artist who might be best known for falling on Al Jardine during a live Beach Boys show, or for briefly being the surf guitar protégée of Dick Dale (The King of The Surf Guitar). Vinny’s Surficana music blends elements of surf rock, Americana, and comedy with tropical harmonies and infectious grooves. ... more

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