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Jolly Holiday for vacation
Happiness is my destination
Now it's time to play, be happy and smile
Relax for a while, now it's time to play
Good feelings and laughter is all that I'm after
Take me to Aruba or plop me on a cruise
Blast The Beach Boys on ten
Fill my cup up with booze
Give me something to eat
Actually, I'll take two
Eating food on the beach
Without wearing my shoes
And loving the process
Jolly Holiday for vacation
Happiness is my destination
Now it's time to play, be happy and smile
Relax for a while, now it's time to play
Good feelings and laughter is all that I'm after
Hawaiian Tropic Oil and Caribbean sun
With cold Balashi light and some mighty fine rum
People here do not hate
They're just here to have fun
And I'm burnt to a crisp
Turn me over, I'm done
Still loving the process
Now it's time to play, be happy and smile
Relax for a while, now it's time to play
Good feelings and laughter is all that I'm after
Jolly Holiday for vacation
Happiness is my destination
Now it's time to play, be happy and smile
Relax for a while, now it's time to play
Good feelings and laughter is all that I'm after
Now it's time to play, be happy and smile
Relax for a while, now it's time to play
Good feelings and laughter is all that I'm after
Now it's time to play, be happy and smile
Relax for a while, now it's time to play
Good feelings and laughter is all that I'm after
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One love
One heart
Hello world
There's a song that we're singing
C'mon get happy
C'mon get happy
You know I never
I've never seen you look so good
You never act the way you should
Hello world
There's a song that we're singing
C'mon get happy
C'mon get happy
You got me rocking and a rolling
Rocking and a reeling
Barbara Ann
Ba ba, ba
Barbara Ann
You got me rocking and a rolling
Rocking and a reeling
Barbara Ann
Ba ba, ba
Barbara Ann
You got me rocking and a rolling
Rocking and a reeling
Barbara Ann
Ba ba, ba
Barbara Ann
You got me rocking and a rolling
Rocking and a reeling
Barbara Ann
Ba ba, ba
Barbara Ann
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Have you given any thought to the Beach Boys tribute band
Kew Gardens, Jamaica
Ooh I want to take ya
Floral Park and Sayville, Cedarhurst and Bayville
Huntington, Manhasset, Woodmere, Amagansett, Mets Willets
Off the four ninety-five
There's a place called Long Island
It's like New York City
Without all the big buildings
Beer bottles in the sand
Ralph's Italian melting in your hand
We'll be drinking iced tea
To the music of a tribute band
Down in Long Island
Kew Gardens, Jamaica
Ooh I want to take ya
Floral Park and Sayville
Cedarhurst and Bayville
Huntington, Manhasset
Woodmere, Amagansett
Ooh I wanna tell you about the strip malls
The nail salons and the bar mitzvah halls
Taxes are high as balls
Way down in Long Island
Glen Cove, Glen Street
Hillside Facility
Slightly toxic seas
Illegal dumping and wannabes
Flocking to the Hamptons
Thinking they're celebrities
Driving way too fast
No way they let you pass
Rooting for the home teams
Even though they all finish last
Way down in Long Island
Kew Gardens, Jamaica
Ooh I want to take ya
Floral Park and Sayville
Cedarhurst and Bayville
Huntington, Manhasset
Woodmere, Amagansett
Ooh I wanna tell you about the strip malls
The nail salons and the bar mitzvah halls
Taxes are high as balls
Way down in Long Island
Copiague, Patchogue
Yaphank and Aquebogue
Down in Long Island
Kew Gardens, Jamaica
Ooh I want to take ya
Floral Park and Sayville
Cedarhurst and Bayville
Huntington, Manhasset
Woodmere, Amagansett
Ooh I wanna tell you about the strip malls
The nail salons and the bar mitzvah halls
Taxes are high as balls
Way down in Long Island
Kew Gardens, Jamaica
Ooh I want to take ya
Floral Park and Sayville
Cedarhurst and Bayville
Huntington, Manhasset
Woodmere, Amagansett
Mets Willets
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amily isn't family
If they can't be your friend anymore
Loving isn't loving
When your family retaliates for
Can't play the son no more
They don't love me anymore
Music you mustn't lose it
And you should use it to find out who you are
Judging isn't loving and I can't be your son anymore
The consequences for
You don't love me anymore
Rips me at the core
You don't me love anymore
People they're not evil
They just can't see things like you can
Your ego as far as we go
I just can't play your son anymore
The consequences for
You don't love me anymore
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Holiday, holiday, so happy on
Holiday, holiday, so happy on
Holiday, holiday, so happy on
Holiday, holiday
Pizza bagels, gefilte fish
Egg nog flavored Manischewitz
Ginger bread houses and smoked fish
The chopped liver is so delish
Turtle neck sweaters are the pits
From Grandma who still calls them gifts
Christmas tree and a menorah
It's just a New York Chanukah
Melting chocolate gelt by the fire
Grandpa passed out, he must be tired
Eating fresh latkes from the fryer
Grandma tripped on the tv wire
Watching Scrooged on the big tv
Desert, bourbon or decaf tea?
Chocolate jelly rings and kreplach
It's just a New York Chanukah
Holiday, holiday, so happy on
Holiday, holiday, so happy on
Holiday, holiday, so happy on
Holiday, holiday
Temple or church it's time to split
I gained five pounds and cannot fit
Into that suit and I am mad
Cursing holiday food real bad
The services take way too long
Cough when they break into a song
Reefs, dreidels, and candelabra
It's just a New York Chanukah
Holiday, holiday, so happy on
Holiday, holiday, so happy on
Holiday, holiday, so happy on
Holiday, holiday, so happy on
Holiday, holiday, so happy on
Holiday, holiday, so happy on
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Hey Vinny
Hey Vinny
Hey Vinny
Beachfront Vinny D
Kids love graceless surf guitar comedy
Just like the time you fell on Al Jardine.
On stage during a live taping
Hey Vinny
Vinny debonair
You look so youthful with that spray on hair
The way you quote from Just One of The Guys
The Goonies and True Lies for kicks
Hey Vinny
Vinny
The next king of the surf guitar
Surely you won't flip flop
To be famous on Tik Tok
Vinny you're a star
Even though nobody knows who you are
They would've but you got thrown off that tour
For calling Jack Black's mom a whore
Hey Vinny
Vinny
The next king of the surf guitar
Surely you won't flip flop
To be famous on Tik Tok
Vinny don't you cry
You're still a modest hit on Spotify
You complain but you really should be pleased
Opening up for Richard Cheese
Hey Vinny
Hey Vinny
Hey Vinny
This surf track's for you
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Lincoln fears defeat
So does James Longstreet
And Bobby Lee he thinks he can't be beat
Getting ready going Getty
They were going Getty
Getting ready going Getty
They were going Getty
Getting ready going Getty
They were going Getty
Getting ready yeah
Jeb Stuart can't be found
John Reynolds coming down
Rebels have taken over the town
Getting ready going Getty
They were going Getty
Getting ready going Getty
They were going Getty
Getting ready going Getty
They were going Getty
Getting ready yeah
With the top down
Cruising along I-95 now
Bumping Howard Stern on the turnpike somehow
Real freedom there's nothing greater
Never got to hear that Custom playlist for later
Rebels came to win but Colonel Josh Chamberlain
Fixed Bayonets and then saved the Union
Getting ready going Getty
They were going Getty
Getting ready going Getty
After Meade whipped Lee
And unfortunately
He didn't chase the retreating enemy
Getting ready going Getty
They were going Getty
Getting ready going Getty
They were going Getty
Getting ready going Getty
They were going Getty
Getting ready yeah
Slowing taking the time just knowing
Freedom from within is the wind that's blowing
Wawa when you see that you gotta
Where else can u get gasoline and ricotta
Or Cracker Barrel and checkers
Blasting Ernie Ford Civil War type records
Arrive with nothing but smiles
Get into this lane Gettysburg three miles
Lincoln was pissed off
He said Meade
You could've finished them off two more years of this as he began to cough
Getting ready going Getty
They were going Getty
Getting ready going Getty
They were going Getty
Getting ready going Getty
They were going Getty
Getting ready yeah
So Lincoln came around
Fired Meade then got down
To US Grant who took them all to town
Getting ready going Getty
They were going Getty
Getting ready going Getty
They were going Getty
Getting ready going Getty
They were going Getty
Getting ready yeah
Checking Gettysburg Eddies
Staring at the dead with a plate of spaghettis
After drinks at the bar you head next door
For the sickest merch from this and that war
Oh the Farnsworth Inn you'll be staying
Not all of their guests are like you and paying
The ghosts that live in the cellar
One is not that loud but the other's a yeller
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Congratulations to Beachfront Vinny
Dick Dale
Who I adore and play on my program on Little Steven's Underground Garage
Would have been very proud
Every where you look, every where you go
There's a heart, a hand to hold onto
Everywhere you look, every where you go
There's a face, of somebody who needs you
Now the world don't move
To the beat of just one drum
What might be right for you
May not be right for some
A man is born
He's a man of means
Then along comes two
They got nothing but their jeans
But they got
Different Strokes, it takes
Different Strokes, it takes
Different Strokes, to rule the world
Dance your cares away
Worries for another day
Let the music play
Surfing Fraggle Rock
Show me that smile again
Oh, show me that smile
Don't waste another minute of your crying
We're nowhere near the end, we're nowhere near
But they got
Different Strokes, it takes
Different Strokes, it takes
Different Strokes, to rule the world
Hey let the music play
Bend the silver whammy bar all the way
Twang it everyday
Surfing Fraggle Rock
Show me that smile again
Oh, show me that smile
Don't waste another minute of your crying
We're nowhere near the end, we're nowhere near
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I can't wait this year for Christmas
Gifts and presents
Hugs and kisses
All I want
All I want
Reading books by candlelight
Falling snow by the pale Moonlight
All I want
For Christmas is my mom
All I want
For Christmas is my mom
Make amends and find forgiveness
Put aside all family business
All I want
All I want
For that, I'd trade my new PlayStation
A world class cruise for a Staycation
All I want
For Christmas is my mom
All I want
For Christmas is my mom
I know things will be alright
When I'm with family Christmas night
That's all I want
All I want
Wearing holiday attire
Chestnuts roasting by the fire
All I want
Smell that homemade apple pie
Then tell me there's no heaven When you die
All I want
And if you can't make the time
Then I'll just go there in my mind
That's all I want
For Christmas is my mom
All I want
For Christmas is my mom
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I'm a blue soldier
Just somewhat older
Fight for the Union
That's just assuming
That they figured out how to go back in time
Right to a place where you can find uniforms reasonably priced
Then I'd buy a real wool union cap and dress
A gun I'll figure out the rest
Eat beans unseasonably spiced
I'm a blue soldier
I'm a blue soldier
I'm a blue soldier
Just somewhat older
Fight for the Union
That's just assuming
They lowered the height requirement back then
1858 Remington almost blew off my underwear
And sky blue baggy trousers I'm concerned
Let's say I'm shot taken prisoner
While wearing nothing under there
I'm a blue soldier
I'm a blue soldier
I'm a blue soldier
Just somewhat older
Fight for the Union
That's just assuming
I'm a blue soldier
I'm a blue soldier
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I could have you working every night
Getting paid in cash instead of stale bud light
No more gigging in your high top van
Getting stiffed on food, the owner treats you bad
But if you join a Beach Boys tribute band
You'll be making bank singing Barbara Ann
Cause they don't know about surf
And they never heard of twang
These local audiences just don't care
If you don't join a tribute band you go nowhere
Long Island venues are like country clubs
Exclusive membership and I could get you one if you just
Join a Beach Boys tribute band
It is not stealing hey you're just a fan
Cause they don't know about surf
And they've never heard of twang
Imagine the people screaming when you
Take the stage
Let me show you my long hair wig
When I go and play fake Jimmy Page
I appreciate your words to me
About these tribute bands we'll have to disagree
I don't really care about live shows
And where the surf thing takes me no one really knows so I won't
Join a Beach Boys tribute band
And pretend I'm not what I really am
Cause they don't know about surf
And they never heard of twang
No I can't join a Beach Boys tribute band
I would miss my guys and my high top van
Cause they don't know about surf
And they never heard of twang
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released January 8, 2022
